Giggle of the day [Email Forward by Ritesh Sapra]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus
Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little thinkingthat this would alow her to riaise her skirt at the waistline and provide enough slack at the hem to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With another apologetic little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Kentuckian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the top step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritanand yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are.”
The Kentuckian smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.

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